Evan, 20, Born and raised in Vegas. I like lots of things and spend most days just trying to be funny so here is a little glimpse of that.
Next time there is a riot and some couple jumps on the ground to start making out I’m going to get in on it and later on when people are like “why did you do that?” I’ll be all like “well we already have pictures of couples making out during riots, what we don’t have is pictures of couples making out with some random weird guy trying to get in on the action” and it’ll be great
Anonymous asked: 18 29
18. A quote I live by - Ride or Die
lol. Jk. But there is like an Einstein one that’s like “the only thing that interferes with my learning is my education” and I just like that one a lot.
29. Cutest thing anyone has ever done for me - Ugh. I’m not sure. I’ve had a few silly little poems written for me and those were nice. People going out of there way to make nice things for me and it’s just nice. There hasn’t been like the “iaushfjsbndxjvbnsgdrg” thing yet. Will you be the first?? ;)))));))
A haiku about haikus
Seven five no wait
Five seven five nine six two
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