January 2012
You guise...
Perry and I shook hands on not going back to college…
LOOKS LIKE I AM DROPPING OUT!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
December 2011
caylierae:
things have to plummet so far into the ground in order to make things all better again.
just do it.
I really cannot wait to be 88
So I can drive off of a cliff.
thresholdoftheuniverse:
Id rather live my life believing people are good and be proved wrong, than living my life believing people are evil and be proven right.
Watchprincesskori:
Perry Bruno, everyone
This is mai best frend.
babyblainesus:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
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In my time spent learning the guitar
I have learned all the major and minor chords.
Except I forgot the #’s and flats…
ANYWAYS, I have decided that D Major is my favorite chord. So there.
I Was Once A Loyal Lover —- Death Cab
Me and Perry were checked up on by the cops twice...
Evan: So anyways herp da derp fla perp--
Perry: Balls, man. What do they want?!
Evan: I am pretty sure we aren't doing anything illegal, so were good.
A few seconds later.
Cop: What's up guys?
Evan: Not much just looking at the view and eating Taco Bell.
Cop: Yeah, you guys aren't allowed to be up here.
Evan: Oh I am sorry, I thought just as long as we didn't pass the fence we were okay
Cop walks away for a few seconds
Cop: No, yeah people usually just don't come up here to look at the view, they come up here to smoke pot and THAT is why they are eating Taco Bell. But you guys are okay!
Evan: No, unfortunately I am just addicted to the American-Mexican food.
Cop: I wouldn't even go as far as calling it Mexican food at all!
Evan: You're probably right.
Cop: Anyways, sorry, guys! You have a good night!
Perry: Goodnight, officer!
Cop leaves
Perry: We really misjudged that guy! He was a nice guy!
conversation ensues, then---
Evan: Oh my god, he thinks were totally gay! Balls!
Perry: I was just thinking that.
5 minutes pass
Another cop shows up
Cop: What's up guys?
Evan: Were just looking at the view...
Cop: Yeah? Usually kids don't come up here for that, they come up for other things---
Evan: Yeah, actually 2 other cops were here about 5 minutes ago, we talked to them.
Cop: Really? Hold on a sec.
Cop goes and checks something
Cop: Sorry, guys! I must have missed that, sometimes us cops get in other guys areas. Anyways this is a really good view, have a good night, guys!
Cop leaves.
Evan: ...DANGIT! WE FORGOT TO TELL HIM WE WEREN'T GAY.
Perry: BALLS!
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This is probably an unpopular opinion
But, I REALLY wish that A Christmas Story would just drop off the face of the earth.
SCREW THAT MOVIE.
I HATE IT. SO MUCH.
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Turns out all this time I thought David Cross was...
Woops.
