March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Mar 1st
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Shabazz Muhammad, #1 college recruit in the... →
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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I have way too much time on my hands...
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February 2012
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perrycles replied to your post: I don’t know if the Queen is going to respond guys… You’ll always be a knight in my book, pal. :D duuuuude =”). Thanks, dudey! That means a lot!
Feb 29th
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sonnetstockmar replied to your post: I don’t know if the Queen is going to respond guys… DID YOU ACTUALLY SEND IT?! Haha of course I sent it! 
Feb 29th
I don't know if the Queen is going to respond...
It has been some time. Maybe a month. Maybe more? I deserve knighthood. Balls.
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princesskori asked: ...
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WatchWatch
worldsfirstcoloredgrey: withkaterina: splicedup: terminallypopacapinyoass: joshishollywood: why is she so angry omg HOLY SHIT thats my friends ex from a couple years ago “THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY HAS COME TO” ahaha no definitely, the Pope and astronomers and shit should have run that by her. No… no… there is no way people can be this stupid… Dear Sherlock… I…ah.. I just...
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Why do I sleep like this?
I NEED to start waking up and attending all my classes.
Feb 28th
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mydemisee: you’re all just following me cause you want my virginity 
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why are mormons
siennameadow: the most attractive people ever
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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An inspirational conversation
Evan: I want to win the lottery, man. Do you think I can do that?
Jason: You can do anything you set your fucking mind to. You could be a fucking bowl of jello if you wanted to
Evan: You know what. I think that I just mih-sdf-sgsxlkxf v S>FZv (that is how jello types)
Jason: Evan?
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Jason: Dude.
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Jason: DON'T BE FUCKING JELLO, DUDE.
Evan: dgkjslij54t3tg
Jason: IT'S NOT GOOD, i SHOULD FUCKING KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHY I USED IT AS AN EXAMPLE I'M SORRY
Evan: wiggle wiggle wiggle
Jason: YEA
Feb 28th
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A chat with Madi Fuhrman, everybody.
Evan: Ahhh, Madi, good race, but I am going to use the restroom now.
Madi: Okay! Thank you!...
Evan: ...wut?
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ahhh gah blah cool pff. ugh. Okay. I'm good.
Feb 27th
I am so excited to be back in Las Vegas just to be...
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Questions not usually asked: →
kbbeats: boooksandcleverness: 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?...
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